Paul Fenwick (Perl Training Australia)

Ever since I saw An Illustrated History of Failure two years ago, I’ve made it a point to see @pjf‘s talks. That’s how I find myself in his mid-afternoon session, Awesome Things You’ve Missed in Perl. Judging by the size of the crowd, I’m not the only one. However, I won’t attempt to pass along his humour in this post. I’d never do it justice.

In his introduction, Piers Cawley asked that we go wild when Paul took the stage, so the folks in the Google Wave session next door would be taken aback, and realize that Perl is not, in fact, dead.

People are still out there writing Perl as if still in the dark ages of 2008. Paul doesn’t want us to write old Perl, but only new and shiny Perl. This talk only covers practices that have come about since Perl Best Practices was released.

Object-oriented Perl is not awesome. Not even close. If you look at the old ways of doing it, all of them are either wrong, stupid, or both. The rest are too hard. There’s a simple way to fix this: use Moose. This module does so much of the infrastructure work of composing classes, it makes object-oriented programming enjoyable again.

Paul spent a lot of time giving a humorous, high-level overview of the features available in Moose.

The Moose module contains a huge number of extension modules in the MooseX namespace.

When I have a problem, I go down to the pub with other Perl mongers and bitch.

One of the limitations of Perl, that is exposed to Moose, is that not everything is an object. This means methods like push() or isa() can’t be called on everything. And checking types defeats the purpose of polymorphism. Enter the autobox module, which turns everything into an object. As a bonus, it operates in lexical scope. Moose exposes autobox through the Moose::Autobox module.

A module that Paul wrote, autodie, which is now included in core. This lexically scoped module removes all of the boilerplate code that goes along with trapping errors from subroutines.

Not only is Perl 5.10 awesome, but Perl 5.10 regular expressions are awesome. In particular, the introduction of named captures (via %+) made regular expressions extremely awesome.

Perl 5.10 also provides grammars in the regular expression engine. This is the basis for Damian Conway’s Regexp::Grammars module.

Referring to an article on SweeperBot in The Perl Review. However, there’s the problem of distributing a program that uses half of CPAN to users of inferior operating systems, such as Microsoft Windows. That’s where the PAR module comes in. It will pack up all of the modules used by the program, including the Perl interpreter itself if necessary, so a single, self-reliant file can be distributed to users who need it.

Remember to never optimize code. Programmer time is far more valuable than CPU time. However, when you must optimize code, profile first. The Devel::NYTProf makes profiling awesome.

Code reviews are important, but Perl programmers are lazy. Fortunately, the Perl::Critic module has read Perl Best Practices for you and will complain about where your code violates the practices in the book. At my day job, it does about half the work of code reviews for me, loudly announcing violations of the coding standards that I enforce with an iron fist.

If you find an awesome module, buy the author a beer if you have the opportunity. There’s also CPAN Ratings to leave feedback or perlthanks in recent versions of Perl.